I'm cheap, but I'm ok with it ;)

My head is pounding ... I could use a good pounding

I have decided I am going to starve myself until halloween so I can wear one of those super skanky costumes ur bf's love sooOoo much

OooOoO I have a crush on a boy! Lol how embarassing is that?

Sitting in the breakroom "talking" to a cashier that makes my head hurt. . . Like seriously OMG . . . She talks like that. . . Loudly

why do ppl delete thier tweets?? isnt that what twitter is all about? put it out there, regret it and then just deal and move on??

Well xmas was a hit :)

I need to be cocked to sleep

I hate my daughter's father. He's a douche bag. I can't believe I let him get all up in this ...

Only real men squeeze ur bum when u hand them a plate of food. :D

I waNna get preggo just to prove a point ... That's wrong, right??

YES!!! I have hit 100 Followers!!! I'm so excited!!! Thx y'all

I've Decided I don't like real life.

WHERE are MY POOL BOYS??

I am gonna to drink until I puke or fuck tonight :D

I'm just gunna float around on this cloud for a little while today, just a little while :)

He says its sad that I'm addicted... I said its not sad its like writing poetry :P fuck you hater

Sweatin balls filling the pool :o http://twitpic.com/5zyxjj

For fuck sakes .. RL u can suck me off ... Seriously I hate you

holy fucking shit suckers i am ONE follower away from 160!! how in the world did that happen? :) i havnt even shown my tits yet!!