you know, it wasn't always called bipolar.... it once was called being a dick

Have you ever noticed that you never see me and Wonder Woman at the same time?

If you love somebody set them free, If they come back have them checked for S.T.D's ;)

Sex is like a gas station.Sometimes you get full service, sometimes you have to ask for service, and sometimes you have to service yourself.

fuck this, I'm still a hottie....not my fault it just comes in flashes now

You complete me :) Just kidding you totally fucked up my life.

If u had sex 365 times in 12 months and melted down the rubbers to make a tire, what would u have? A FUCKING GOODYEAR..

Opinions are like orgasms..Mine matters the most, and I could care less if you have one or not

I've always been told to treat people how I'd like to be treated. . . STEP RIGHT UP TO GET YOUR ASS SMACKED AND YOUR HAIR PULLED...

People who describe things as "better than sex" are having the wrong kind of sex....

Common sense is not a gift. It is a punishment for you, so you have to deal with everyone else that doesn't have it!!

People wonder why men are so much smarter during sex, well that's simple...they're plugged into a genius of course

fucking FB, if you just feel the urge to poke me...at least lick me first...damn

Hey Starbucks. If u gotta name your drinks with stupid language, don't roll ur eyes wen I order a gitchy gitchy yaya mocha choca latte ya ya

I hate it when someone texts you and says "hey" then when you say "hey what's up" they ignore you WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT? FUUCKKK YOU

Why yes, yes I do piss glitter and shit rainbows. Thanks for asking!

all i have to say is FUCK YOU CINDERELLA, happily ever after my ass

mondays suck around here. I just wasted a freaken hot outfit today for no reason, fuck :(

they say cigarettes shorten your life abt 8 min, & good sex adds bout 10 min, so all you chain smokers out there.. fuck for your lives

I want what I want ... when I want it