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I'll say what everyone else is thinking: Calliou is a little shit.
Babysitting for a friend so she can get wild and crazy on a Tuesday night. Meanwhile, I'm in my bathrobe holding babies, and sipping tea.
An old lady asked me if my baby was my granddaughter, so I've got that going for me.
Put a little sweet tea in your baby's bottle, and you can expect some Yankee will call child protective services.
So much of parenting is dealing with shit.
I made meatloaf surprise for dinner.
The surprise is that it sucks.
After much discussion huzband and I have come up with a solution for our limited budget: we are going to give up eating.
To the A-hole who rang my bell, despite the sign, and woke my baby: May your path be littered with Lego's, may your bed be filled with fleas
I used to have funny things to say on Twitter.
This baby crab got my eyes and her father's gas.
2 babies screaming and crying at once.
Don't tell me I don't know what Vietnam was like.
When you have a sleeping 2 month old, you move around the house as though you are trying not to set off a bomb
I just searched "how to successfully negotiate with a 2 year old" and got no results.
"Well officer, I was speeding because I have a baby in the back seat."
"Is that poop or chocolate?"
I had no idea that I'd be asking that question so frequently.
Easter is right around the corner. Here's Food Babe to shit on all your plans. http://foodbabe.com/2012/10/10/does-your-favorite-candy-have-gmos/ …
Accessorizing with dog hair and spit up.
Everything I own is soaked in breastmilk or pee.