Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Yes, I'm sure that you don't have to specify it's "to go" at a sonic drive in.
I'm in a dark parking lot, waiting to meet a creepy guy so that I can borrow his jedi robe.
It's really inconsiderate of people to have wrecks and block traffic.
OH at the office: I can't find any good, angry, right-wing radio stations.
Maternity pants are quite comfortable, I'm wondering why I never wore them before.
I ate a big chocolate cupcake today, and it tasted like stress and sadness.
Foreplay in marriage: try not to be too tired when I get home
Quick! I need 6 chicken bones, and the blood of a virgin!
Trying to figure out this twitter thing.
I've been left to my own devices for a couple of hours
I wonder how my tweets are doing on favrd.
Me: You bring sunshine into my life every day!
Him: That's sweet except you hate sunshine...
Is congress paying everyone else out of their paychecks?
Thinking of going looting while everyone is occupied with Breaking Bad.
Shouldn't it be "Breaking BadLY"?
Friend: Oh, so you're still pregnant? Um...ok....how's that going for you?
And when can you drink again?
I'd rather be in bed.
I've been awake for an hour and I'm tired of it.
Probably I am not the only one spending my morning watching videos on DIY placenta encapsulation, right?
When pregnant, you have fart blanche.
Stronger than ativan and more powerful than chocolate. Send me an email at google - BlueCrabsEmail