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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    A Sunday kind of love?
    No thank you.
    How about a Thursday or Friday kind of love?

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    There was something I needed from Barnes and Noble...what was it?
    Oh yeah! It was books.

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    HormonellaMaui_Speakspaul_shinnsome1s_sistanativeminnowhiimlesGeniusAquarius1
  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    Me: When your tummy is full, you should stop eating.
    Toddler: *giggles and crams more chips in to her mouth*

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    Toddler: My tummy's full
    Me: Are you finished eating?
    Toddler: No!

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    If you spend time making yourself a delicious lunch, sit down to enjoy it & someone comes, grabs your plate & runs, you must have a toddler

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    I checked out a book about overcoming procrastination from the library, but didn't read it before it was due.
    I wish this was a joke.

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    That meeting could have been a Facebook message.

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    The day you decide to give up sugar will inevitably be the day your husband comes home with 3 packs of cookies.

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    "Am I FILF?"

    "Yes. You're filfy."

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    "Take these sunglasses, just in case those trees don't sufficiently throw shade."

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    The more cheese you add to your salad, the less it tastes like sadness.
    #helpfultip

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    Does anyone here like Prince?

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    This is what it's sounds like when the world cries.
    RIP

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    Current status: hiding under the kitchen table eating ice cream while my toddler is busy with something else.

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    My daughter has been asking to go back to bed since she woke up.
    Pretty sure she's mine.

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    "You're beautiful even when you look like a washed out crack whore" - My husband

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    I've never felt like a room without a roof.
    What am I missing here?

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    Just used Facebook to tell my son to go to bed.
    I'm not sure if I'm doing it totally wrong, or totally right. #parenting

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  • Blue_Crab
      Crab @Blue_Crab

    Happy Birthday, zombie Jesus!

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