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My toddler loves raisins.
Translation: Every thing I own has raisins stuck to it.
Grandmother: I can't remember; did I tell you that I passed my dementia test?
If you're reading this, is too late
totally past my bedtime.
Watching "Extreme Cheapskates" and taking notes.
One Direction is breaking up??!!? But I haven't even figured out who they are yet!
So tired that I can't even
Your 12 month old can say "mama"?
Oh that's cute.
My 11 month old has been able to recite the declaration of Independence for weeks now.
Happy New Year! I just juiced everything I could find in my kitchen, including the neighbor's cat.
I wish I was as broke as I thought I was before I had kids.
I have stacks and stacks of books on minimalism.
A stranger said "hello" to my daughter and she burst into tears and tried to climb up me to get away.
She's definitely mine.
Just frantically searching amazon for a baby jail, what are you up to?
Baking pies, cookies, and brownies in the middle of the night because fucking Christmas.
Stronger than ativan and more powerful than chocolate.
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