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This body butter is supposed to make my skin silky smooth, but it tastes awful.
Are you following me?
I just deep cleaned half the kitchen.
No more cleaning for another 6 months.
Coffee, please. ☕
Husband: Being poor is fun! Every day is an adventure. Will I get to eat today?
Captain's Log Day 14: running low on candy bars.
Who won the lottery?
I think I got my ticket mixed up with theirs.
Contact me here to make it right.
More like "No Direction"
Not Alan Rickman!
Don't you know who I am?
Five years ago I had nearly 5,000 Twitter followers.
And they thought I was funny!
Just trying to read a book while listening to an audio book, what are you doing?
You will always be the Ringo to my John.
I think I'm going to have to do some sort of exercise, since I've started packing on the pounds.
I'd rather eat chips.
Stronger than ativan and more powerful than chocolate.
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