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Just to think 20 years ago my television set weighed 652lbs.. And my wife weighed 120lbs ...
I'm just gonna shut the fuck up now.
The human vagina is nicer than all those other vaginas
Music was so much better when they let ugly people sing..
I sometimes find myself alone looking up at stars pontificating the meaning of life itself..then I fart!!
Im a fucking hardcore STONER your secrets are safe with me
WTF is wrong with wanting to smoke a little pot All the time?
My twitter bill is like $4000
Jack Daniels is responsible for alot of Shit..
Never trust a barber who offers to shave your balls for free
Oddly enough I was visited by
Amy Winehouse in a dream last night
She says Justin Bieber is Next
I thanked her and then we sniffed a
My boss is a fucking prickface cocksucking bastard
Who doesn't know he enjoys piss in his coffee.
I am that guy that will tell you that you have a booger on your lip..Unlike others who will Stare at you for hours and not tell you shit
I just made an immaculate conception all over the bathroom floor...
You deserve more love than the world has to give, but whatever love our black hearts can conjure belongs to you.
-all of us
My favorite flavor of "honesty"is Brutal
Some of us take great pride in being anti-establishment god loathing socialist degenerate douche Nuggets with Psychopathic Tendencies
Nothing makes me want to fuck my sleeping wife more than when she in the midst of one of her sleep farting fits
Co-creator / Executive Producer of Freedom Lane . Ohh you haven't heard of it ? Don't worry you will. IdeaMan/ Fucking Creative Genius
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