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Just to think 20 years ago my television set weighed 652lbs.. And my wife weighed 120lbs ...
I'm just gonna shut the fuck up now.
I sometimes find myself alone looking up at stars pontificating the meaning of life itself..then I fart!!
Oddly enough I was visited by
Amy Winehouse in a dream last night
She says Justin Bieber is Next
I thanked her and then we sniffed a
8ball
My boss is a fucking prickface cocksucking bastard
Who doesn't know he enjoys piss in his coffee.
I am that guy that will tell you that you have a booger on your lip..Unlike others who will Stare at you for hours and not tell you shit
Some of us take great pride in being anti-establishment god loathing socialist degenerate douche Nuggets with Psychopathic Tendencies
Nothing makes me want to fuck my sleeping wife more than when she in the midst of one of her sleep farting fits
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I have decided to save my ejaculate in a jar. just in case my balls break