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Stranger in the parking lot just yelled into his phone "BECAUSE FUCK INSTAGRAM THAT'S WHY!" Now I'm leaving him everything in my will.
Facebook is an airbrush t-shirt on a motor scooter, slowly creeping through the snack isle.
My brother and I still don't get along to this day because we always argued over who got to play with the Channing Tatum G.I. Joe as kids.
It's almost like all those people who were praying liquor wouldn't pass in Pigeon Forge were talking to the sky for no reason.
Cynical guitar playing, joke spewing, video game taming, drumming patriot.