Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Cant tell if the poop hurt or felt good
Im only gonna follow you if you have cleavage in your avi... or boobs in your name... Or something about drugs... That's all of u, isn't it?
Sometimes, i just wanna punch the baby jesus
getting ready for an interview today at video games etc. I'm fucking pumped!!!
Im gonna put porn captions on pictures of food, that outta throw twitter for a loop...
You're hairy and scary, your first name is probably larry... You're blabby and not so savvy... But damn, I love the tits in your avi! A poem
Its so hot out, i just saw a squirrel putting gatorade on his nuts
Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being a tard! #tardweek