#priestsongs i see you lady, taking that mass

#farmfilms there's something about dairy

I just saw John Terry cycle past wearing a yellow jersey

QC 'Mr Terry, are you in fact a cunt?' JT 'no' ...QC 'I remind you Mr Terry, that you are under oath'...

#culinaryfilms the empires spice rack

diving doesn't put people off, shit decisions do #lfc

an apology doesn't count if you're still lying

Movin to the country, gonna read me a lot of Nietzsche #philosophysongs

Kiprotich - born when the cattle were taken home for milking...Kiplegat - born at sunset...kip is a prefix for a boy

The Cholera Money #illFilms

#priestsongs for reverend a day

#GermanSongs bauhaus, in the middle of our street

Amin the mood for dancing #dictatorsongs

If you declared Liverpool a republic, I'd move there :D

Don't go baking my tart #cookingsongs I couldn't if I fried

#Monkeymovies any gibbon sunday

Dear UK, you can have U2, frankly the 'bigger than god' attitude, the preaching and tax avoidance is too much. Sincerely, Ireland

Want Aqua to be more involved? Ask Spearing to settle the fuck down a little...more speed, less haste youngling

Xerox made a new mp3 player...you have to pay per jam

If Erick Morillo can't make you smile you're dead inside