There's nothing in life more valuable than knowledge. It's one of the very few things no one can take away from you.

Stories are not written about spectators.

My teen thought it'd be funny to unfriend me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!

Schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, those are mental illnesses. Drug addiction is a physical illness. At least that's how I perceive things.

#Pisces believe a smaller circle has less space... But more value.

iSwear #Pisces treat their friends like GOLD!... Literally valuing their friends existence.

Having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

Never try to rush a #Pisces into doing something. We like nature to run it's course.

It is literally a switch... Us #Pisces can flip it off, to where we no longer feel anything associated.

I bought two tickets to Paradise from Eddie Money and now I'm trapped at a motel room in 1981 with an ounce of coke and a skank named Bambi

Best memories come from bad ideas.

Hey kids, lets learn about science... go pee on that electric fence.

Teenagers r u tired of being harassed by ur stupid parents ACT NOW! Move out,get a job,pay ur own bills Do it while u still know everything!

Don't shed tears for anyone who gave up on you. Feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them

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Does it really fucking matter? Someone will find some way to shit on it & the cool ppl wont give a fuck either way.

You should never bully, harass or isolate someone just so they'll agree with you.

We're all friends here, because no one else can stand us.

The best revenge for a shitty childhood is to give your own kids all the love, support and security you never had.

I kind of feel like I should tuck my shirt in and sit straight in my chair when I go on Facebook

Gay, straight, black or white - marriage is a civil right! #DemandEqualityNOW