@ruth_a_buzzi Why I love Ruth Buzzi on my Summer vacation!>> http://youtu.be/m56mtrDTHPQ

@thegarybusey Picture Ur self n boat n a river w/tangerine trees & marmlade skies Purple frogs appear n sitck side.The ones w/big buggy eyes

@johntesh Did you know mayonaise removes coffee rings from your furniture and Peanutbutter/Mayo gets gum out of your kids hair.

@laksenia @candy_cage @tomcruise Totally agree Tom has been the nicest guy 2 all his fans Not just n these social medias. Truly a class act.

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@tim_shehan If more celebrities were more friendly and less snobbish They wouldn't have stalkers

@jeremymlondon You gotta see this!>> http://t.co/0tCYahsW

@datoism Monkey Spanker

@datoism Thats right Dude

@datoism They call that hiding in plain sight

@datoism Got pulled over by cop handed him my DL He looked @ it them me saying doesnt look like U I said You're right you have the wrong guy

@datoism Kind of like eating desert before dinner and you know what momma said!

@datoism No but driving in the Indy five hundred might

@datoism BTW Jesus didnt have any problem walking people's fish

@datoism In this economy I know why!

@datoism (In Eddy Murphy's Voice) Git the fck out of here!

@datoism CORN has that same ability so I heard from Beavus and Butthead "
Cornholio"

@datoism Bout the same time that pocket pu$$y buys you that Harley happy Fathers day Enjoy the tie

@datoism hahaha