@redban $24.95 a month UFC subscription w/ x-box / online / netflix access + $34.95 old school PPV price for TV -- it'd generate billions.

@joerogan life = Coen Brothers Film RT @eliz: the new Mitt Romney app misspells America. #amercia http://t.co/AUVHs6tj

Said the Gramophone's "Us Ones Inbetween" video [http://t.co/9ohOFFBW] > the film Lost in Translation #SunsetRubdown

just standing here on this here suicide ledge cause i made a "Theon Greyjoy sent Ladies dick pictures by Raven right?" joke.. #GameOfThrones

a Fitbit for the Fucks i've given: lowest score wins.

LL Cool J's rhymes have always been so terrible, i'd actually call him the country music singer of hip hop.

i just willingly listened to that Brad Praisely / LL Cool J country music song. prolly one of humankind's lowest points.

betcha Boston’s Jackie Bradley Jr will be an avg character this season til he tries to move up the ranks by robbing David Ortiz’s card game.

Nowadays you can just buy Under Armor stuff at the store. But back in my day we had to weave our UA ourselves out of shadows - @ieatanddrink

@natashabadhwar Natasha i was *just* thinking about this tonight. a few short hours ago. so strange seeing you ask it pic.twitter.com/zg558BBW

@jon_bois awwwwww

YOU & ME BOTH SON. RT @thepatrickwalsh: Bob Seger's "Still the Same" playing over a montage of me eating tacos over a trash can.

@joerogan @redban when Joe said no evidence of reincarnation on the @honeyhoneyband podcast -->  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZgUSUjzaYA … @jre_database

WE ARE ALL ONE. I IMPLORE YOU: PLEASE TURN EVERY HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE AND EVERY HOUSEWIFE INTO A THIS:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGf2loLAwVE … K THANKS. #kimye

THE PEOPLE YOU HATE YET CELEBRATE HAVE CONCEIVED AND WILL BEAR A CHILD. QUICK. COMBINE SERIES OF LETTERS AND WORDS TO MAKE IT FUNNY. #kimye

ha! “@_r_p_: @arishaffir Since legalizing marijuana the Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks are a combined 13-1”

@ieatanddrink tossed salads and fertilized eggs

@deepakchopra "..there's always an aspect of itself that it cannot see." - Alan Watts  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqmkRrFYO1w …

thank you, @kevinaencha for I never knew the Kanye - Touch the Sky vs The XX - Intro mashup existed. life is complete.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMfrXXTvfd8 …

writing APIs that take the audio from any middle east conflict video and transform "ALLAHU ACKBAR" into "WORLD STAR HIP HOP" brb #DotCONN