Will you old cowboys listening to hip jazz music stop letting erectile dysfunction get in your way??!! #viagra

Every athlete speaking out against Jason Collins inevitably mentions God and their (beautiful, feminine) wife in twitter bio. Insecure much?

@robdelaney @theatlantic In ten years we will be fear-mongering North Korea just as much when we switch main focus to Asian geopolitics

Ahhahahahhaahahaha!!!! RT @thehill Obama says his is ‘most transparent administration' ever  http://j.mp/X8hB7Y  by @joneasley

If Obama has his way with these tyrannical threats of gun control, just imagine how fucked we'd be for the zombie apocalypse #WalkingDead

@jeremywrk @laloigl Nat Sec State loves ppl who criticize everything about them w/o being distracted by unsubstantiated conspiracy theories?

How's everybody's Sunday??? I'm doing #fantastic thanks for asking. #HTTR #buttpleasures #hashtags #DenardSpan #washingtondc

Its obvious he's a cyborg MT @chriswesseling AP believes his surgically repaired knee is stronger this yr than last yr: http://t.co/BWoLem8c

@robdelaney Same goes for Palestinian Authority's priorities unfortunately, but Bibi is much more powerful and thus the far bigger threat

 http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/09/06/marijuana-fights-cancer-and-helps-manage-side-effects-researchers-find.html … Healthy foods taste awful, mary jane makes me tired, everything that's good for you is a damn chore! #420NO @robdelaney

Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but Digger Phelps' great-granddaughter fucked Kanye Old West for a shovel on her way to the frontier

I asked my therapist "what does it all mean Basil?" (my therapist's name is Basil) and he assured me it's one of my least troubling dreams

They never have sex though, she tries to seriously inspect his knee (or whatever) and he (or she) won't stop taking camera phone pictures..

So every single injured professional athlete goes to see Dr. Andrews - but in my fantasy it turns out to be Erin Andrews playing doctor

For some reason this nontroversy over the word vagina ( http://t.co/1145bV63 ) makes me think of Dave Chappelle rapping spaghetti repeatedly

He's obvi no Tom Friedman (*greatest journalist ever) but this is quite the account of Chomsky, the man http://t.co/SmGCauoX
*=smuggest

Adidas' new "shackle" sneaker - http://t.co/xtvNMQtY - Looks more like a racist McDonalds toy than a shoe

Biggie Biggie Biggie cant you see? Sometimes your words abt tying up daughters in Brooklyn basements just hypnotize me http://t.co/n1b0lVYo

Another phenomenal @ggreenwald article - this one on the importance of LSD to Steve Jobs' success and US drug policy http://t.co/VndTD3Sf

Wow, Mayor Carcetti has seriously regressed since the third season of The Wire #gameofthrones