"Bacon Lips" and I are gonna party tonight. Jealous much?

Ha @2bkate the Vice President of Chrysler just tweeted to @realdonaldtrump "You're full of shit!"

"Honey we're outta toilet paper, could ya toss me a roll?" WTF? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT

Penis and Vagina Festivals in Japan http://t.co/ggxH1xOQ

Harry Connick Jr. The Way you Look Tonight for @gilkisonwrigley ♫ http://blip.fm/~5ebmy

Want a Better Economy? History Says Vote Democrat! - Forbes  http://www.forbes.com/sites/adamhartung/2012/10/10/want-a-better-economy-history-says-vote-democrat/ … via @enticemebaby

You check for gays first? RT @sarahpalinusa Stopped by Chick-fil-A in The Woodlands to support a great business. http://t.co/dFlTDc9E

Reid: Romney “Insulting” Nevadans By Refusing To Release His Taxes While Trying To Hike Theirs | Senate Democrats http://t.co/puugVxFA

The Cure – The Kiss ♫ http://blip.fm/~u2oz2

71-year-old taken to the ground and handcuffed for asking Paul Ryan a question - Democratic Underground http://t.co/FnFzJL8o

Here Are The Twitter Handles Of The Senators Who Voted No On Background Checks Bill  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/17/senate-background-check-bill_n_3104250.html …

Clinton Scolds GOP Senator For Focusing On Whether Protest Sparked Benghazi Attack  http://thkpr.gs/WfRyLP  via @thinkprogress

Andrew Breitbart: Death of a Douche | | Rolling Stone http://t.co/GNYQrMK5

When @enticemebaby replied to #DesribeYourVaginaWithaMovieTitle with "No Country For Old Men" I thought that took True Grit #roastfriday

Make House Republicans middle class by paying them only for days they actually work  http://www.politicususa.com/house-gop-expects-full-174000-salary-working-126-days-2013.html … via @enticemebaby

| Attorney General Eric Holder: Investigate Tagg Romney owning voting machines in OHIO.... | http://t.co/cF4j5U9t http://t.co/gzMOal1Q

BREAKING: Legal Analysis Outlines Potential Crime In @mittromney's Financial Disclosures http://t.co/1vCqqUEB via @moveon

Easy @bmangh @mittromney and the GOP act like Bush was a one night stand they refuse to be associated with.

Paul Ryan’s Own Neighbors Won’t Vote for Him | Politicol Commentary News http://t.co/74avYyxL

, @speakerboehner @cnbc BULLSHIT!!! Pass the Jobs Jobs Jobs act!