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I tell my daughters sex is painful,gross,yucky-anything to prevent them from experimenting.Residual effects are their future mate's problem.
Since becoming more active on Twitter, I no longer have the need for food or sleep.But my sexual requirement has increased exponentially.
I know Santa lives at The North Pole and while he's a great guy and all, I much prefer The South Pole.
BombDad:"Why go tanning?" Obviously, he has never masturbated in a tanning bed or he wouldn't need to ask.
Lil Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, drinking a Vodka and lime. Along came Twitter, and the bug surely bit her,and now she wastes lots of time.
To my followers, admirers, if I fail to use proper Twitter Ettiquette, it's probably because I'm imagining doing you- no offense.
I think I've been reading too many Vampire novels lately. I just hissed and bared my teeth at my daughter when she asked to use the computer
"Yo mama is like a Casino; liquor in the front, and poker in the back." as told to me by my 11 year old daughter. FML.
When life gives me lemons, I cut one in half and put it inside my top with the little pointy ends sticking out.
None of the people I know IRL are on Twitter. That strikes me as a bit odd. My other reaction of course is "Whew!"
I'm dreamin' of a wet Christmas,just like the ones I've cum to know. Where my thighs are a-glistenin', from my persimmon...
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