0 for 48 on caring about people's roll up the rim updates.

Thinking about getting my homemade mouse trap patented. pic.twitter.com/yhtGCkiz

Writing a movie called 'field of nightmares' where a farmer builds a field and all the shitty jays come out of the corn lose over and over

Lawrie and Rasmus should open a hardware store together called '5 tool'. But it'd only be open sometimes.

Coming up on TSN's world juniors coverage, find out which players like to eat grilled cheese sandwiches! #wjhc #tsn

Caught a mouse. This explains all the tiny white gloves and red shorts I've been finding around the apartment.

Just got back from class pic.twitter.com/pPSsdhMs

Tuuka Rask needs to go back to Mel Gibson's cornfield

@brendanflan17 @qbo6 wow flanny you really dissected this issue with pure baseball analysis.

Going to name my kid 'Culkin'. Mostly because I'll probably leave him home alone a lot.

What do you call a Spanish Bachelor? A family of Juan!

Calling all Investors! I'm Working on a business that will let people quickly mail their phones to Tijuana after regretting a text message.

I wonder if any of those folks who went on spring break had fun? They should probably let us know.

just walked in on @cliff_jumper_jk pic.twitter.com/nzx5OXia

DO⚡WD

LEAKED: @ty_cost 's search history!!! pic.twitter.com/JPVoDfPB

The best part about the lockout is tuning into TSN without seeing what time the Sedins went to bed as the top story

Jose Rayz, Mark Burlay, Jash Jahnson, and I'm Buck Martinniss.

Giants win the world series, Giants win the Super Bowl, when can regular sized people start winning things ?

The only MITT this kid cares about is the one on Justin Verlander's left hand. HA!