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Writing a movie called 'field of nightmares' where a farmer builds a field and all the shitty jays come out of the corn lose over and over
Lawrie and Rasmus should open a hardware store together called '5 tool'. But it'd only be open sometimes.
Caught a mouse. This explains all the tiny white gloves and red shorts I've been finding around the apartment.
Hey u guys hear about Rob ford ?
Gonna move to Egypt, like Happy Gilmore's mom, where there isn't a hockey rink within miles.
Tuuka Rask needs to go back to Mel Gibson's cornfield
Going to name my kid 'Culkin'. Mostly because I'll probably leave him home alone a lot.
What do you call a Spanish Bachelor? A family of Juan!
Calling all Investors! I'm Working on a business that will let people quickly mail their phones to Tijuana after regretting a text message.
I wonder if any of those folks who went on spring break had fun? They should probably let us know.
The best part about the lockout is tuning into TSN without seeing what time the Sedins went to bed as the top story