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Downloading a porn vid of Imogen. Will take a while. It's 11 giggs.
To all those folks who say Suarez called Evra 'Negro' 7 times and meant it in a good way - You absolute cunts. Meant that in a good way too.
When it rains, it pours. When it comes to Arsenal: when it rains, it's hydrochloric Acid rain poured directly into your open eyes.
Gervinho's full name - Gervais Yao Kouassi. If we sign him AND Ricky Alvarez & they combine for a goal, we call it a Ricky Gervais goal?
Wilshere, Song, Gervinho, Koscielny. Gibbs. 5/11 first teamers did not play, then down 10 men. Take this into consideration. We'll improve!
Confirmed: SAMIR NASRI is officially a MCFC player. Will leave training at AFC shortly to have medical. Bye Al-Nasri!
Cesc £36m + Nasri £24m + Clichy £7m + Eboue £3m + £30m from last season = £100 million reasons to Spend Some Fucking Money!!
That awkward moment in training when Arshavin dribbles past Mertesacker by running between his long legs...
There are no 'good' & 'bad' fans. Only fans who want what's best for the club, but have different opinions on how that's achieved #Arsenal
With every goal Bolton concede - another £1m is deducted from our original offer for Cahill. Get in!
Retweet if your team conceded less goals than Man United in the league!
Breaking News: Arsenal make bids for Jean Grey & Professor X from X-Men FC. Apparently Arsene was impressed by their Mental Strength.
Every single Arsenal defeat seems to be filed in the "worst performance ever" cat. Maybe just a fanbase who can't handle disappointment well
4th of July - The day the world (America) commemorates the day humans fought back against alien invasion... And won. #IndependenceDay
Only problem now is we have a German and a Jew in the same team... If we had signed Barton we'd have Hitler too. #WW2
Szczesny > De Gea. How much did we pay for our Pole? #ArseneKnows
Rafa Benitez has now gone 5 minutes without being sacked as Chelsea manager. Longevity.
When our strongest 11 - Szczesny, Sagna, Kos, Vermaelen, Gibbs, Song, Diaby, Wilshere, Walcott, Gervinho, RvP are beaten 8-2, then I'd panic
If I'm honest, and I always am, especially on here, I'm more relieved that Romney lost than excited about Obama winning.
The Arsenal - Springboks - Proteas - Metal Head Humanist - Vegetarian - All-round insensitive bastard.