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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    Penis: Strong enough for a man, yet made for a woman

    • 353
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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    Blonde Moment #18: Sorting laundry by lights and darks; got puzzled by a black and white striped top; so washed it once with each group.

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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    I'm thinking my shirt may be too low cut for casual Friday at work, considering my left areola is showing.

    • 240
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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, it's probably a dick. Thanks Autocorrect!

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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    Ever look around the room at your family and think to yourself "it's amazing I turned out as good as I did"

    Then realize you said it aloud?

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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    Bit of advice? If you snicker as you read a tweet, and a tiny booger flies out your nose, that shit is probably star worthy!!

    • 159
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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    This chick, in the next stahl, is spinning the role of toilet paper as if she was spinning Bob Barker's big Wheel in hopes to land on $1.00!

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    Lizziegrl35Jane___JonesCourtnieMaeCrayDudeInABearSuitDzNutz83LadyVodkaxHelmdawgEobi_ian_kenobi
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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    Stubbed my mother fuckin, cock sucking toe over 20 minutes ago and still swearing like a retired Sailor, that now drives trucks for a living

    • 140
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    HelmdawgEmutedclamorIsThis_Thing_Onobi_ian_kenobizombotjust_evolvedArroiaDallani
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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    I've noticed the higher the heel in a woman's shoe, the bigger the bounce of her boobs as she walks

    Just sayin

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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    I just realized I bought the Vicks Vapor Rub Kleenex by mistake; guess I'll know what my husband's been up to if he taste like menthol.

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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    It's not vain to check out your butt on Target's surveillance camera while waiting in line.

    After all it is in full color.

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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    Chick sitting next to me on the plane took 20 minutes to inflate a neck rest pillow. Her boyfriend doesn't stand a chance.

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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    I just told someone they made my day. Since it's not even 6:30 was that really a compliment?

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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    No matter how you slice it, it always looks suspicious walking back into the office, after lunch, with a bottle of mouthwash

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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    In nursing school, do they make you stand up in front of the class and say "penis" 100 times, until you can say it without giggling?

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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    With gas at $3/gal, after driving 20+ miles to shop, it would be a sin to go home empty handed

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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    They got it backwards: You can catch more "Hunnies" with (open) flys

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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    Life's short, eat dessert first.
    And by dessert, I mean cock.

    TGIF

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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    So if I got 85 views for a pic of a single boob, would both boobs get me 200 views *blonde math. It was easier to round up

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  • BoobsOnABlonde
      Dirty Blonde @BoobsOnABlonde

    Three Easy Steps: 1. Get up on it side by side 2. Gently ease your butt into it 3. Straighten out your front
    Parallel parking's a sinch!

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@BoobsOnABlonde

@BoobsOnABlonde

Mild mannered office professional by day. . .if my co-workers only knew. Hobbies include Shopping, foofie umbrella drinks, socializing, Starbucks and travel.