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There are, like, no boobs at the Olympics.
I'm just a boob standing in front of a bra, asking it to support her.
I could win a gold medal. I have an impeccable breast stroke. #Olympics #leftboob
Feeling' good was good enough for me. Good enough for me and my Booby McGee. #leftboob #karaoke
Boobtastic and baby pictures get the most "likes" on Facebook. I've done extensive research*
*scrolled through newsfeed
Nothing compares to that feeling you get when you take off a bra.
I just put on a nude bra. I feel so naked. #leftboob #predicament
Sometimes, in the shower, I sing "Bad" and pretend I wrote the lyrics. #leftboob #whosbad #michaeljackson
Look at this boob! Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you say this is one sexy teet? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has double D's!
Seriously, Michael Phelps should challenge me. I'd breaststroke the shit out of the pool! #leftboob
"These fishsticks are hard as tits." Uh huh....
Nickelback, Watching Golf, Mold in the shower, Mosquito bites... #ThingsILikeMoreThanBreastExams
I should live-tweet my first mammogram. #leftboob
#rightboob kept asking me who "A" is on Pretty Little Liars. I told her it was her cup size. #leftboob