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I'm not crazy, I just have more imagination than you.
If I chain you up real good, you'll have to love me.
Don't worry, it will only hurt forever.
I imagine things. Beautiful things.
Giraffes feel the first raindrop.
Let's go throw shit at the moon.
That gun looks delicious.
I use tortillas as plates.
Crawl inside my brain and go to bed.
I’m just a fuck up. Always have been.
Raise your hand if you're a quadriplegic.
I’m on this new diet where I throw up looking at you.
Let me fuck your soul.
Can I bother you for the rest of your life?
I'm delicious, once you get to know me.
I could easily not go outside for 8 years.
I want to hear you scream as I lower your coffin into a cold dark hole.
You actually made me give a fuck.
I hope you find your unicorn one day.
An easy way to stop a bad habit is by cutting off your hands.