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Ducking? REALLY autocorrect? Don't be so naïve.
"So Matt what do you plan to do with an English degree?" *Kicks over table, jumps on chair, screams lyrics to Unwritten, sobbing violently*
Shouts out to the Legally Blonde Musical sound track for finally making me unsync my Spotify from Facebook.
I love the Walking Dead bc it's like "This goddamn hellish world has turned us all into monsters" *drives off in squeaky clean Honda Civic*
Is stoning still a thing? Cause a guy wearing a fedora and aviators was walking around playing a ukelele like it was no big fucking deal.
Macklemore's rad and all but Thrift Shop is basically Toby Keith's Red Solo Cup but pandering to a demographic that hates pandering.
Tonight is the premiere of Game of Thrones AND the finale of Walking Dead, so don't tell me I don't "get" Sophie's Choice.
Adele can get it. For sure.
I'm not afraid of sex but I am afraid of clowns so when people call it "fooling around" I get a little spooked.
There's these two kids wearing sunglasses, leather jackets and skateboarding and I wanna be like "you guys would be cooler if you were dogs"
I bet there's one army guy who comes up with all the names for the missions & everyone loves him but what he REALLY wants is to be a writer.
Apples to Apples, Dust to Dust
My cousin is as old as I am & said she didn't like Moonrise Kingdom bc she thought it was inappropriate and I laughed alot & now she's mad
Hey girls who started talking to me after I cut my hair I'M ON TO YOU.
My grandma is taking me to see War Horse, which is probably the reason most people go to see War Horse
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