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Slow kisses are the best type of kisses.
When you see 12 year olds tweeting #PeopleIWouldSexuallyDestroy I worry for humanity.
Curvy girls > Skinny girls
BREAKING NEWS: Geoff Shreeves is in the Barcelona dressing room informing each player individually that they won't be playing in the final.
#IWannaKnowWhy People think smoking is attractive. It's disgusting.
I'd love to see what my parents were like as teenagers.
#YouWereHotUntil I found out you smoke.
I WANT CHINA DRUG TESTED.
#NothingIsBetter than making someone else smile.
I swear no one is ever happy with the way they look or the figure they have.
Can someone explain the trend #SpitGameToARandomFollower to me please? I'm so confused.
I'd love to be famous.
Just admit it we've all had to send the "sorry I fell asleep" text before..
#PastTheirSellByDateCelebs Madonna. Put your clothes back on love you're 50.
Recently Arsenal have scored an offside winner and an equaliser 1 and a half minutes after added time,but it wasn't Man Utd so no one cares.
If Carlsberg did bio's this would probably be the best bio in the world..