just passed a homeless guy with a smart phone. i need to read this guy's twitter.

just got word that about eight muni buses worth of police are loading up in dogpatch right now. #OccupySF

i've almost completed today's to-do list:

1 - don't put on pants
2 - [this one i haven't figured out yet]

i'm brainstorming primitive ways to take care of daily business to increase my hipster cred. #hipsterproblems

by the amount of twitter attention i've been getting lately, i obviously need to step up my drinking game.

i just got a high five from a cat. i must have done something right today.

it's a lively dance party at #OccupySF. the only reason police may have to break this up is to stop some bad dancing.

you know, the idea of labor day in this economic climate is pretty ironic.

too much coffee makes me yawn. is this what it's like to OD on caffiene?

i'm sorry i was absent from the dolores park hunky jesus contest this afternoon, but i felt compelled to let someone else win.

"Should I kill myself or have a cup of coffee?" - Albert Camus

@KlassyFucker we all know piss has a lot less diseases than she does.

i like twitter so much because i can be social, alone, and not have to hear anyone talk at the same time.

nice to see everyone at @BlackthornSF. thx & congrats @njudah!

cc/@cripsahoy @brelambert @terrapin_sf @JChickos @TenderKnob @blockboardapp

everything is laughable if you do it right.

i wish i were a cat or dog so i didn't get yelled at when i go lay on a womans lap or lick her face.

for each ounce of whiskey comes a new solution. and a new problem.

keeping up with my daily antioxidants with another pot of coffee. and conveniently getting a workout with all these muscle spasms.

"north beach is not a place for christianity."

facial hair. it's a pretty good ice breaker.