Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I blame Al Jazeera for encouraging our parents to join Twitter.
On one side of the Arab world there's a revolution, on the other, Arabs Got Talent.
Man, was I under- appreciated over on Facebook. You know, because the people over there actually know me.
Playing crazy eight and betting with monopoly money.
Worst thing that could happen to you on an uneventful day; trying to make cool exit/entrance and getting your sleeve stuck on the doorknob
ترى محد عنده سالفه.
I love how Meryl Streep still looks surprised when she wins an award.
I clipped my fingernails in the dark and well, long story short, my mother's typing this.
"Wouldn't it be nice if we were older"... [40 years later] ..."Fuck, we're old." The Beach Boys
I have two phones. One is for personal calls and one is for when the Nigerians call. They like to call me from time to time.
I'm the jerk that checks their watch whenever someone walks in late to class.
I hate the end of semester. It's like OMG WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THIS WORK COME FROM OMG.
HAPPY NATIONAL DAY, UAE! From that country "near Dubai". #GCCUnity
When you trust your gut and follow a private profile back and they turn out to be really really lame. Stupid gut.
I should be a professional day-waster. You could hire me, I could waste your day while you finish your work and give you a summary of it.
When complaining to your mum about your neck aches, back pains or soar eyes, have a good reason ready because they'll blame it on the laptop
Wanna watch Twilight? No, I want to stab my self in the eye repeatedly then strike up an awkward conversation.
My grandma left her mobile with me last night and one thing I can tell you, my grandma is a very popular person, especially at 3am.