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I wish Americans were as outraged by war as they are by sex.
I worry that all the "women in binders" jokes will make us forget that Romney wants to kill Planned Parenthood and overturn Roe v Wade.
The Democrats should crush a little bit of Joe Biden into a joint and have Obama smoke it. #debate #vpdebate
Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care were as easy to get as, say, a gun.
Romney: "I have nothing but respect for women. I'm good friends with the owners of some."
The Dow Jones just hit a 4-year high, which means Obama is the crappiest socialist in history.
Romney: "I would bring all female troops home in time to cook dinner." #debate
If you're an actual slutty nurse Halloween is a very hurtful time.
Republican politicians fear that if same-sex marriage is legal their boyfriends will give them ultimatums.
I don't understand why Mitt Romney wants to be President of a country that has so many women and poor people in it.
There's something wrong with our politics if we can't even agree about rape anymore.
Romney came THIS close to saying he had binders full of teachers he loved. #debate
Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
For Republicans who loved the first debate, this must be like watching Ghostbusters 2. #debate
Romney: “I fundamentally disagree with the President’s foreign policy. On Day One, I’ll bring Osama bin Laden back to life.” #debate
Pictures of the Royal Family naked don't shock me the way pictures of them working would.
There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.
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