I wish Americans were as outraged by war as they are by sex.

BREAKING: NATION CHEERS END OF CNN'S COVERAGE

I worry that all the "women in binders" jokes will make us forget that Romney wants to kill Planned Parenthood and overturn Roe v Wade.

The Democrats should crush a little bit of Joe Biden into a joint and have Obama smoke it. #debate #vpdebate

BREAKING: Man Who Told Half the Nation to Fuck Themselves Somehow Loses Election #election #election2012 #vote2012

Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care were as easy to get as, say, a gun.

Romney: "I have nothing but respect for women. I'm good friends with the owners of some."

The Dow Jones just hit a 4-year high, which means Obama is the crappiest socialist in history.

Romney: "Not only do I believe in drones, I am one." #debate

DEBATE TRIVIA: No man has been elected President after telling half the country to go fuck themselves. #debate

If you're an actual slutty nurse Halloween is a very hurtful time.

Republican politicians fear that if same-sex marriage is legal their boyfriends will give them ultimatums.

I don't understand why Mitt Romney wants to be President of a country that has so many women and poor people in it.

Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care were as easy to get as, say, a gun.