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I wish Americans were as outraged by war as they are by sex.
I worry that all the "women in binders" jokes will make us forget that Romney wants to kill Planned Parenthood and overturn Roe v Wade.
The Democrats should crush a little bit of Joe Biden into a joint and have Obama smoke it. #debate #vpdebate
Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care were as easy to get as, say, a gun.
Romney: "I have nothing but respect for women. I'm good friends with the owners of some."
The Dow Jones just hit a 4-year high, which means Obama is the crappiest socialist in history.
Romney: "I would bring all female troops home in time to cook dinner." #debate
If you're an actual slutty nurse Halloween is a very hurtful time.
Romney came THIS close to saying he had binders full of teachers he loved. #debate
There's something wrong with our politics if we can't even agree about rape anymore.
Republican politicians fear that if same-sex marriage is legal their boyfriends will give them ultimatums.
Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
I don't understand why Mitt Romney wants to be President of a country that has so many women and poor people in it.
For Republicans who loved the first debate, this must be like watching Ghostbusters 2. #debate
Romney: “I fundamentally disagree with the President’s foreign policy. On Day One, I’ll bring Osama bin Laden back to life.” #debate
There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.
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