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When I die I wanna be buried with sunglasses on&my hands behind my head so when I deteriorate I’ll be the chillest skeleton in the graveyard
You may have found Waldo in your books, but have you found Jesus in you life??
wtf why do coconuts have milk? like, I dont trust fruits that lactate
So... is Father Nature out of the picture?
Sweat is fat crying
if you can’t take a joke we probably shouldn’t be friends because my entire life is a joke