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What do life savers do that men can't?
Cum in eight flavors
What do the Mafia and pussy have in common
One slip of the tounge and your in deep shit
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
None they all just sit in the dark and cry
How's a woman like a condom
They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
A computer once beat me at chess
But it was no match for me at kick boxing
A fine is a tax for doing wrong
A tax is a fine for doing well. WTF
Did you hear about the 150 lb man who had 75 lb testicles.
He was half nuts
It's true what they say "the fucking scumbag never falls far from the tree"
Always be yourself
Unless you really suck!!!
Marrige is not a word it's a sentence!
I love kids
I just don't think I could eat a whole one though....
#YouBeenInTheShowerTooLongWhen you have blisters on your scrotum
My soap waters free and I'll wash it as fast as I want
The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has limits
Is it better to be wanted for murder than not be wanted at all
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman. ?
The back of my hand!
How do you know if your boyfriend has a high sperm count ?
You have to chew before you swallow
just a guy trying to make his way in the galaxy always on the lookout for a good lead on some hard merchandise