A fun song is a fun song in any language.

If you're an asshole, you won't know how much of an asshole you are to others.

If you have Internet access and you're still ignorant. Well, that's on you.

Religion is harmless till you force stupid religion laws on others.

I want to take a second and apologize to the grammar police for using wont instead of won't. That is all.

@amdandrew pic.twitter.com/eOT8PTfwq6

"I want you to star-fuck me, oh yea. More RTs. No safe word. That should do it. " - Dirty talk on twitter.

If you say something is cute, it BETTER be cute!
I've been lied to, too many times already.

Keeping in character builds character.

@socio_atheist excessive blocking?

I don't know who said this but it's profound, I think.
"I'm more terrified of damaged people, they know they can survive"

RT this if you want churches closed.

Is there an app for world peace?

It's bigger on the inside. #doctorwho pic.twitter.com/Tdy8fowHbd

Some gifts are really gifts and not just a "I need to give you something, so here".

I would rather not deal with the broken humpty dumpty pieces.

If you say you're bored, you must have not been acquainted with your brain.

I like to play it close to the chest. I chill in my enemy's house.

Twitter isn't for everyone but if you're reading this, then it is for you. :)

#ProTip: Don't follow anyone who has 666 followers or following.