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I don't always have sex, but when I do, it's typically imagined.
This whole fiscal cliff thing is very troubling. Also I'm jerking it to Japanese hentai.
Anyone know a good Orthodox Jew Porn site?
Ok the next person to say "Romney" gets a lightning bolt up the ass. I'm not kidding. Let's move on already.
In the right light, my cock looks like a Christmas tree trunk. I guess that's pretty fucking appropriate!