That's hot, @tradechat #KingOfTheNerds  http://twitpic.com/c4e1n4 

“People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like: ‘be realistic.’”—Dylan Moran

Babies look like they would taste like marshmallows

Do Zombies poop?

Love = a form of amnesia when a boy forgets there are 1.2 billion other girls in the world

Why does Dracula look like a truck driver?

@remylacroixxx http://t.co/YlI1fXlU weeee

“Find what you love and let it kill you.”
— Charles Bukowski

@lusciouslani @uberfacts  http://www.zmescience.com/research/how-scientists-tught-monkeys-the-concept-of-money-not-long-after-the-first-prostitute-monkey-appeared/ …

There should be a tranny pornstar named ... Ima Tucker

@danadearmond a hotdog is just a gay hamburger

Garfield is 34 today ... and probably has heart disease because of all of that lasagna

“When we find someone who’s weirdness is compatible with ours, we fall into mutual weirdness, and call it love.”
— Dr. Seuss

2nd week in a row, @kissjessicajane in Zoo Magazine in Oz http://twitpic.com/5hu67d

Dry hump sounds like a condition that camels would get

Jeffrey Dahmer and the Chocolate Factory

Why is it in the year 2012, we are still using brooms to sweep floors?

Ambition is just an excuse for people who can't be bothered being lazy

@twisted_twins @laurencerharvey @levi_everaerts the American Mary-centipede?

Why can't everything just play all video formats?