@concernedmom69 No. You can't call the 'mailman' the 'mail' because 'mail' and 'male' are vastly different.

@trumpetcake and @paulypeligroso are the funniest fuckers in this house

@linusr Linus you're out of control

@untresor better than most actually

@linusr having "ignorance is bliss" said to you in a wistful tone makes you more blissful though. But is it really ignorance at that point?

@warmcigarette *i am disappointed that I thought university was my only option and now I am narcissistic. #fixed

@warmcigarette are you #sp by tobacco companies? Because you're really making me want to smoke

@egg_dog pays for things in Pounds, of human flesh.

@sgnp sometimes a third party might realize something that the other didn't know, I personally would consider my friend's opinion.

@freya80 aha oh dear... Well then you should watch the classic Nicholson film in recompense. It will crack you up I promise!!

@robdelaney you look like a 45 year old hipster. Is that what you're going for?

Hopefully the grace of #TheBrothersJohnson can protect @thejoebiz and his family http://twitpic.com/52jxxu

@thejoebiz man, you're just great.