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I thought he was homosexual. Turns out he was just a cyclist.
Simon reminds me of Steve Jobs with the glasses.
I need a playboy license plate. It will go well with my coke habit and saggy breasts.
'Share twitter with friends' What if I hate my friends?
Does anyone has experience of a Yucca plant collapsing over night after being outside? It looks like a someone has fed it ketamine.
It's all fanmale to me.
It's been 7 hours since you tried to kill me. Is this love?
I would rather weep in a Rolls Royce than be happy on a bicycle.