Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Fake laughing at customers' shitey jokes is probably the worst part of retail
It's snowing in April.
Takeaway peetsa for dinner
Excuse me can I have a spoooo
#RejectedOlympicEvents egg and spoon race
My iPhone spell checks do to do, I mean do to do, I mean so to do.
If you refer to your girlfriend as 'the missus' you are a top of the range cunt
No people, Stewie doesn't say 'effin cry' he says 'laugh and cry'
Yeah how actually does a phone vibrate?
HOW MUCH DOES A HIPSTER WEIGH? AN INSTAGRAM
I am Brad, i'm 19 and I tweet about shit that my parents say and shit that pisses me off. Oh yeah im 6'4