@youranonnews Maybe because you communicate like a fucking cat meme.

Infield Fly Rule. You make sense of it. @mlb #cardinals http://t.co/GJnNev9f

@omgfactstech Decided to test it. pic.twitter.com/MHeRWQQ1

If you are looking for a new way to laugh uncontrollably, feel smart, and have a blast, then you need to get @badpiggies.

@jpc8888 @sportscenter Personal indifference ≠ "nobody cares"

@youranonnews always rubbed me the wrong way, but now I'm definitely on #Anonymous' side. #OpWSC

Schlafly Old Ale.  http://instagr.am/p/TRW4UMmDbO/ 

Waino is bueno. #STLCards #fb

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” - Dr. Seuss

@reillyrick You could have used "BC" instead of "Because" at the beginning of your tweet and saved us all the agony of deciphering your "2"s

@flyingdog Success is printing curse words on your beer labels.

I nominate @draggingalake for a Shorty Award in #podcaster because he is the best in the biz.

@schlafly @schlaflybrewer When will it actually whistle?

@capricecrane @collegehumor LIES!  http://imgc.artprintimages.com/images/art-print/freddie-mercury-of-queen-during-concert-at-wembley-stadium-london-on-an-air-guitar-july-1989_i-G-33-3336-DMN7F00Z.jpg …

That awkward trend of posting sentence fragments.

@jdtinthelbc MT @ratebeer I've just confirmed with ABC. In California a brewer can fill ANY growler  http://fb.me/EcCgRFZL 

@mailbox LOL. Love it!

Got 'er done. #InboxZero via @mailbox pic.twitter.com/IRtYVtbu

@basedworld_21 Congratulations! What do you plan to do next??

@desireetebow @timtebow Congratulations, you can stoop no lower. #stupid