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I tried confronting my demons.
LOLJK, I tried Chatroulette.
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Ah, Twitter. It's like the mailroom of the mental hospital.
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Youth is wasted.
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Somewhere on my resume it says experienced cat doorman.
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Time Machine, stop 3: High school, day I got dumped by that cute dancer. I'd say to myself, "Don't worry, she ends up fat. Got any weed?"
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Corey Feldman revealed he won't be attending Corey Haim's funeral.
Wow, Starbuck's is really strict about days off, eh?
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Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are piping.
Puff, puff, pass, brah.
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Sure, you love it when I fix the copier. But, when I yell, "KNEEL before Zod," suddenly I'm the weird one.
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Fear love anger hate donuts.
Fear love anger hate donuts.
Fear love anger hate donuts.
Fear love anger hate donuts.
Feelings are hard.
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And for my 3700th trick, I will stuff a glib rabbit with a pithy frog until it shits pearls of golden witticism. #Abracafuckingdabra.
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If there's no Lawful Evil and no Chaotic Neutral, how do I explain my Alignment to new followers?
#monthlynerdcheck
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Passive-aggressive, brilliant, or both? RT @capricecrane "RT-ing" is the new "Flirting."
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A place for everything and everything in its place.
Please feel free to return your head to your ass.
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One one hand, my innocence is admirable in its own way. On the other hand, my naivete is a crushing indictment of my intellect.
Ah, Monday.
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I have been @ replied by Tom Arnold and a Sasquatch. This is the point I'll look back on and say, "That's when I really started losing it."
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You ever do something stupid that you know is stupid and then stupidly expect a good outcome? Asking for a stupid friend. (It's me, stupid.)
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Fuck the ides of March.
Beware the rides of Prius.
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Sometimes, you just have to grip the hamster wheel and go for the ride.
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If she smokes, she pokes?
Well, bad tan job, bad hand job.
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The Nose Yeti. (A Haiku poem.)
Black hair on my head.
Snowy Sasquatch in my nose.
Getting old is weird.
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