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I might start a company selling Femfresh-type cockwash for BLOKES. It'll be called SHAFTSMASH and smell of DIESEL and PUNCHING and BEARS.
Philip Davies thinks disabled people should work below minimum wage. I think Philip Davies should work below a cage of incontinent elephants
Decided. I'm going to get a tattoo of a QR code. It's going to point to a website which reads "I AM A HORRIBLY SHORT-SIGHTED HUMAN BEING"
I'd like to try and arrange an orgy but I have this horrible suspicion that it would just end up like a 'game over' in Tetris.
Disgusted by this? pic.twitter.com/lwRHWtpL Write to the manufacturers: http://www.cdrex.com/arnold-barton-cards-limited-486092.html … (I'm going to!) (@cheesyhel @lynncschreiber)
"There are no easy ways to reduce the deficit" TRY MAYBE MAKING ENORMOUS INTERNATIONAL CORPORATIONS PAY THEIR FUCKING TAX, YOU DEAD-EYED RAT
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