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Currently at the gym and hearing @chadpricemusic 's new song Another Day on the radio! #soexciting !
This is how I feel about everyone in the world today . #effmondays #thankgodfor4dayworkweeks http://t.co/xMG7PzFc
This bitch in the Prius is lucky I was on twitter n didn't notice her trying to cut infront of me .. #RiversideRoadRage
Just put my keys on the roof of my car, obv so I could be free to spend the next no less than 5 mins searching for them in my purse. #tgif
Omg I'm the asshole house that has no candy.. And I just ran and hid when kids knocked on my door.. I hate myself. #Halloween
Ok how do u ask ur date what his name is .. Without it seeeeming like u don't remember what his name is ? Got myself into a doozy here.
I don't know why old people insist on sealing envelopes like there's fucking gold inside . Seriously. Easy on the tape there grandma.
@findkatielater I've since also told @malwielg + @kylie987 ... The 3 of u plus @kierstmar hold the power to destroy my life. #ImNerrrrvous
a random dude just high fived me on Wellington . I actually love ppl like that. @jackie_redmond knows. #keepinthehighfivealive
Jef, I'm totally effing in love with you . #losergiddy #bachelorette
Toys R Us should be completely segregated by age... So I know my exact maturity level as I have a frigging BALL with alllll of these toys!
Omg I was just searching in my car for my keys.... I'm driving . #nobraincellsleft
Wtf, it's Friday? Didn't dress casually, actually been doing work, and packed food instead of beer for lunch. #needtogetmyheadinthegame
Take it easy gramps in the next car scolding me for txting n driving. Yea now I'm tweeting m driving. #howdoyalikethemapples
Car got broken into.u mean to tell me they didnt want anny of my burnt CDs entitled "rap","rock n roll","country",orr my umbrella? #shocking
Is there ever a Sat or Sunday morning that I don't wake up, giggle to myself and whisper "I'm the best."? #seriouslythebest
that awkward moment when you send a fucking novel of a txt msg TO the person ur talking about.. #imadud
Oh god. I need some attention. Just shamelessly flirted with the Walmart checkout guy. #hewasntevenhot