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AMAZING! Can't live without it!
Worst site ever. Trash
Useful, but ratings skewed by hyperbole
The hardest part of planning a wedding is probably picking a fun hashtag
PRO TIP: if you find yourself unable to achieve an erection, throw down a magician's smoke bomb and disappear down a pre-made trap door.
Would you ask an open-ended question on Twitter and just let any old dum-dum reply to it?
*silently holds hands with the stranger sitting next to me in the movie theater*
I just saw a "No Weapons Allowed" sign on a store window. It was an Armed Forces Recruiting office. Irony Lost.
What are you some kind of British aristocracy, people that floss every day?
The only "milestones" you can really hit on Twitter are joining and quitting.
The world is so confusing. Are there any twitter accounts providing humor designed specifically for me, a man?
Just got my iPhone 6 pierced
NFL fan poll:
Hitting women = fine
Hitting children = cool
Kissing men = gross
I don't get mad. I *vibrates gently*