"@uberfacts: 50% of giraffes are bisexual." @alyssavitiello

"@sincerelytumblr: Embrace messy hair." @alyssavitiello

To the grotesque looking woman eating McDonald's as you walk into the gym..that's not how a diet works.

Excuse me, Ghetto girl #2, why are you drawing detailed penises on the chalk board?

I will be spending Valentines Day with my most favorite person in the world...myself<3

Pretending to study for AP Bio puts me in the worst mood. #someonesaveme

@nutellasammich True..your a good mother..looking out for their health. Haha

@rob_dykstra @brianevensen @wdepalo @sammwalkahh @ashleycopertino Im gunna assume my invite to your bday was obvious so I didnt need a tag.