I say things I don't mean and mean things I don't say, just like you! Let's be the best humans, ever, together....forever.

Happy and unhappy are fleeting emotions. The real question is, 'Are you content?', therein lies peace of mind, body and soul.

Talking from another room makes things sound weird. I swear he said, "I release you from this bond.", not, "Hey, come smell this.".

It's not your preferences that I hold against you..... it's mine.

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown

Pretty soon my antidepressants are going to need antidepressants.

Uh oom papa maow maow

Be careful where you invest your emotional equity because some people are fixer-uppers and some are fucker-uppers.

You guys make me sick. No,I'm serious.My doctor says I have become mentally ill and I'm like "There's only one place I let my mind mingle!"

Making my follower rounds doing the favstar thing....Some of you are really funny fuckers...and some of you are really just fuckers.

Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin...

I think that in hell everyone is drunk but you.

Was it so-so for you?

I love it when people overstate the obvious,for example, when they tell me to go straight to hell, like it wasn't already a plan in motion.

My Man's idea of foreplay is grabbing his 'Power Sword' and bellowing "By The Power of GraySkull!"......Nerd sex is awesome.

We're creepy and we're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
We're all together ooky,
The Twitter Family. Ta-dadada-da.

I bet we would all get laid more often if we had the balls to talk what we tweet.

It's ironic that you need a break the most when you are broke.

I appreciate all the senses... Sense of Humor, Common Sense, Sense of Decency, Sense of Irony and Nonsense.

Very little scares me. So does very big.