"@girlposts: Benefits of dating me pic.twitter.com/oLXioYzszN" @alysonkenzie

"@mentionto: #MentionTo your friend who can stand eating super spicy food." @sommer_parker15 @rena_2014

"@mentionto: #MentionTo someone who always wears make up to school." @connorblakely

"@comedyposts: person: *doesn't reply* me: they hate me me: i hate me me: everyone hates me" @c_eliseeee

"@mentionto: #MentionTo your stalker who needs to chill out" @connorblakely

"@girlposts: everyone: you cant eat all of that me: watch me" saturday… @alysonkenzie

"@girlposts: My parents still haven't apologized for making me ugly" @alysonkenzie

"@mentionto: #MentionTo your friend who cried while watching Toy Story 3." @connorblakely

"@mentionto: #MentionTo your friend who can't dance." @alysonkenzie @gracielyne97 @connorblakely

"@mentionto: #MentionTo your friends who hate chocolate."@alysonkenzie

"@kchristined16: "@typicalgiri: *omg so me* pic.twitter.com/U9G4fQ8F7B"" @alysonkenzie

"@comedytexts: Me: I can't eat anymore, I'm full. Food: Eat me. Me: Ok." @alysonkenzie

"@lifefacts: Best friends = They know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public." @alysonkenzie @gracielyne97

"@mentionto: #MentionTo someone who is hated by the whole batch at school." @alysonkenzie

"@mentionto: #MentionTo your friend who is a total loner."@alysonkenzie

"@mentionto: #MentionTo your friend who needs to get a life." @alysonkenzie #RuzzleAddict

"@mentionto: #MentionTo your friend who calls you fat." @h_scott10 @alysonkenzie