Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"I'd like for another walk, and then a homerun." "I'd like... 7 more homeruns." "OR one more 7 run homerun." #myfriends #Rays #lol
If taking your pants off isn't the first thing you do when you get home from work, you're doing it wrong.
It's so sad because it's so true. RT "A warning to college professors from a high school teacher: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/answer-sheet/wp/2013/02/09/a-warning-to-college-profs-from-a-high-school-teacher/ …"
Ok, you guys win. Clowns, by far, top dolls in the scary and creepy category. But dolls come in second, yes? #nothingscarierthanclowns
Congratulations Congress, on taking care of something that should have been handled 15 fucking days ago. You're super!
Red Sox fans astound me. I have never heard such poor sportsmanship come from any other fans. Terrible way to represent your team.
What to do when you arrive at the airport at 730am, but the new flight departs at 350pm? Create an Airport/Traveler Bingo game, that's what.
Good outnumbers evil; good will always prevail.
Love and thoughts go out to Boston today.
I have gone the entire day sans pants. This level of achievement is something I've only ever dreamed of before.
There never was an apple, in Adam's opinion, that wasn't worth the trouble you got into for eating it.