❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Busy learning Dark Arts at Hogwarts

Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7

❒ Taken ✔ Single ✔ Hungry ✔ I hate everyone ✔ Forever alone. ✔ This is my life.

Your last name isn't Gaskarth, unless you're Alex. You do not wear Prada and you can't bring anyone the horizon. Shut up.

#thatawkwardmomentwhen you realize guns don't kill people, people with mustaches do..

Oh shut the fuck up and stop hating on @christoferdrew. You ALL say you hate him. You'll love him tomorrow. You're all hypocrites. #Fact

Ke$ha, the first human to have more STDs then IQ points.

You tell @christoferdrew to stop being a douche and to stop hating? Check yourself first. We're all human.

I'm still waiting for the day @christoferdrew gets tired of Bieber Fever and decks @justinbieber right in the fucking face.

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THERE ARE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN: There/They're/Their, Your/You're, It's/Its, and Here/Hear. Please, for the love of god, USE THEM CORRECTLY.

RT Congratulations, you've lived through: 01/01/01 02/02/02 03/03/03 04/04/04 05/05/05 06/06/06 07/07/07 08/08/08 09/09/09 and now 10/10/10.

bombing for peace is like fucking for viginity.

@christoferdrew seriously needs to kick the shit out of @justinbieber. I'm not even kidding. Please, Chris. Do it.

i hate when i leave my swag on overnight and i over swagulate :(

I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

SO, this is a list of EVERY artist on my current iTunes. WHAT LEGITIMATE BANDS/ARTISTS AM I MISSING?!!?!?!?

All (cont) http://tl.gd/7ntnrb

Bothering Gingers should be a career option.

I wish the @justinbieber craze was over. Seriously. Shut up about him.

Today, a girl in my math class claimed to love @thereadyset, yet she didn't know any song besides 'Love Like Woe.' #PoserAlert!