Everyone should work retail and/or food service once in their life so they know not to be the asshole customer you hate to wait on...

I JUST LOVE how my dog snuck up on me just now to lick my face when 2 minutes earlier I saw him licking his butthole.

#FF They amuse me. @vegaswalkindude @samvarias @papasbasement @mydmac @jimimack7 @labeachmom @jennyjohnsonhi5

I wish I knew which one of my sex toys gave me the urinary tract infection. Jerk!

#FF @shazzypbear @rorykenobi @labeachmom @marlenecardona @mydmac @irattleihead @jimimack7 @papasbasement @thelastgoddess @vjraines :)

Oh. Ok. I *get* it George Lucas. "Sand People." *wink*


Racist, bullfrog neck bastard.

@papasbasement @atomiccate @whatthefinheezy @marcmisleh @girlknowssports @originalnixster one led 2 the other, etc. Happy2013 u crazy fucks.

#Lent is an amusing time of year. Most people have it all wrong. Not about giving up & then picking up that bad habit again once it's over.

@papasbasement @girlknowssports listened to the last 15 mins or so. SO looking forward to this one. Can't get enuff of this Te'o story.

I hope the 1.5 sleeping pills I took gives me weird, fucked up dreams.

That feeling of gaining followers and trying to still be witty only to lose those followers in a week. *sigh*

#FF @papasbasement @girlknowssports @whatthefinheezy REALLY dug this one from start2end. Try a listen for good laughs.  http://www.inpapasbasement.com/cece-new-girl/ 

#FF Funny fucks & their affiliated band: @papasbasement @girlknowssports @atomiccate @billybasil @greyskyeternal http://t.co/Oz5pemkj

Heh pt. 2 http://t.co/sFmRnUlp

@thelastgoddess ha! an Elvis woman, then? #pulpfiction

Spending my day off sitting in the sun, slight offshore breeze blowing, sipping, listening to some tunes in the background, & a good book.

@thelastgoddess I was never goth but I've always loved it and Siouxsie, JD, early Cure, The Smiths--that's what us weird kids listen.

@thelastgoddess "Arabian Knights" is my favorite from that album. #Juju #SiouxsieAndTheBanshees

@thelastgoddess it USED to be the MySpace for smart(er) people but now it's all the same.

#FF Cool Texans: @marlenecardona @uz88 @juaners80 @mv1984 #WhoDidIMiss? #Texans