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Everyone should work retail and/or food service once in their life so they know not to be the asshole customer you hate to wait on...
I JUST LOVE how my dog snuck up on me just now to lick my face when 2 minutes earlier I saw him licking his butthole.
I wish I knew which one of my sex toys gave me the urinary tract infection. Jerk!
Oh. Ok. I *get* it George Lucas. "Sand People." *wink*
Racist, bullfrog neck bastard.
I hope the 1.5 sleeping pills I took gives me weird, fucked up dreams.
That feeling of gaining followers and trying to still be witty only to lose those followers in a week. *sigh*
Spending my day off sitting in the sun, slight offshore breeze blowing, sipping, listening to some tunes in the background, & a good book.
Immature thirtysomething angst. Kid of the 80s. Teenager of the 90s. Go #Dodgers. Go #Lakers.