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Soul searching reveals I can't learn an hour of covers just to do a whole night's entertainment as a bar band. Time to start recording.
Ikea is going to open a chain of budget hotels. On check-in, you'll be given a small allen wrench so you can assemble your own bed.
I know it's very Paul Shaffer of me, but it amuses me greatly that UPS underscores their ads with a band called "The Postal Service."
Clearly the BIg 10 is as weak as we all thought, with a 2-5 Bowl record. Insufferable OSU fans will probably insist they would have won one.
Hey when you post your picture to Tumblr and tweet it, I can see it without leaving Twitter. So why are you still on Instagram?
The only thing Dan Quayle taught us is that you don't point to JFK's accomplishments as evidence that your crazy ambitions may be plausible.
According to trending topics in my timeline, this seems to be Download iOS6 Like a Pirate Day.
Maybe John Husted could just fill all of our ballots out FOR us. Could that possibly satisfy his desire to interfere with our democracy?
If you think Romney's blowing it, you forget that the ability to piss off the entire world is just what the conservative base values most.
Oh, cargo shorts. I wish I knew how to quit you.
Oh, look at that. North Carolina did something bigoted. Huh.
Lady sitting next to me is using an iPhone with a completely shattered face. I didn't even know David Pogue HAD kids in this school!
Mild temperature, moderate humidity and a pleasant breeze. It's like June is apologizing on its way out.
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