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I'm pretty sure I just heard a car drive by with someone singing "Livin On A Prayer" at the top of their lungs.
What's with the mustache, you say? Oh nothing. Your mom likes it....
I'm drinking my Jack Daniels with a splash of Tab 'cause I'm health conscious.
There are 3 people mock medieval sword fighting in the park. One has a girlfriend. Mind=blown.
Nothing is more gangsta than a "Mitten"
If I can't piss off my own deck, then why do I have a privacy fence?
I went to High School with a handicap kid who would make a ringing noise,then answer his wallet.Mark my word,that dude was ahead of his time
"Ain't nothin' but a drawstring bay-bay" - Dr Drapery
I hate when people find out I love heavy metal or hardcore music, then try to talk to me about Nickelback and Disturbed. #DaFuckOuttaHere
I havent seen my wife this excited about a new career....ever! I'm happy she's following her heart and her dreams!
Bacon. Beer. Heavy Metal. New Zealand. Nachos. Lemonheads. My Dad's boat. Peanut Butter. Tattoos