@luckiestmonkey @jack Try this one,  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Bradbury_(speed_skater) …

@benpobjie So when did a Govt say thanks to those of us who pay tax? Instead of treating us with scorn and contempt?

@thenoahkinsey pictures of lillies

@eggnook Depends on status. Lower class women wait a week, maybe. Middle/upper class wait 4 to 6years, or celibacy.

@treywafer Add to that the white boy dressed like the joker.

“@blarebare: The worst conclusion you can come to is that you're neither a lover or a fighter.” I'm a flighter

@wooloolooloo9 Does Superman have a super cum shot?

@blarebare Number plate "ANRS..." An Arse

@blarebare "I pulled the dick from the quicksand, head first"

@blarebare Sweet sweet smoke pheromones

@blarebare Best gag in history of tv was Alf stroking the pussy and says to Willie, "I'm just feeling Lucky".

@peterjblack @peter_fitz Maybe you should Google The Grand Union Flag, The Continental Colors or British East India Company Flag.

@shahnischmani At least you were wearing undies.....

@shahnischmani I knew a guy with bowel cancer. He was good with a semicolon.

@shahnischmani Umpa Lumpa

@shahnischmani london, paris, washington, canberra, wellington, moscow...

@spencerhowson #qanda & "looking fwd" are not two things I'd put together. A program that raises hope, then disappoints greatly.

@thrusta1 @tensporttv Tilke-dromes. Good or bad? #askaj

"@abcthedrum: the Malaysia Sol'n is worth a try, writes ABC's Barrie Cassidy #asylum http://t.co/3eG6VaJV" It's only human life. Coin toss?

@abcnews "ACTU floats 'millionaires tax' plan http://t.co/I2pbik3i" ACTU should ensure debacles like the HSU dont happen #auspol