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Tonight is Eurovision! No jokes about us losing, we've got Bonnie Tyler this year. Oh yes she is still alive, I know I was shocked too!
That's right you bunch of selfish cunts, let that cripple stand on this train. If she falls over you at least you have another seat?
Morning twits, today's deal; if you say the words hump and day together I get to punch you ;-) We'll call it thump day if you like?! :-)
Is Creampie included in national pie week?
Good morning ladies, gentlemen and a rosey good morning from all the miserable rude ignorant commuter bellends on my train. They say hi!
Nearly 26,000 tweets now, guess who's never Employee of the Month?
Today instead of Twitter I've gone around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. So far I've got 3 followers, 2 are coppers!
You know what Monday morning? Fuck off!
I can fart in D minor! You're impressed aren't you?
Welcome nice visitor to my twitter page, where I tweet stuff. Some tweets contain edgy humour, rude words and alternative travel news, don't tell my mother!