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Oh yes #Eurovision this year we've dug up Bonnie Tyler, she back from the dead and ready to sing! She's such a #gilf pic.twitter.com/fC3aSEtKPX
Tonight is Eurovision! No jokes about us losing, we've got Bonnie Tyler this year. Oh yes she is still alive, I know I was shocked too!
Today I offended an idiot for my pump a dollop tweet and then he unfollowed me ha ha #nevermind #magic #bellend pic.twitter.com/rridQNrbae
That's right you bunch of selfish cunts, let that cripple stand on this train. If she falls over you at least you have another seat?
Morning twits, today's deal; if you say the words hump and day together I get to punch you ;-) We'll call it thump day if you like?! :-)
Good morning ladies, gentlemen and a rosey good morning from all the miserable rude ignorant commuter bellends on my train. They say hi!
Today instead of Twitter I've gone around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. So far I've got 3 followers, 2 are coppers!
Oi wake up you rude bastard, I haven't finished my story about how I cleared the paper jam on the photocopier at work pic.twitter.com/QMoCgcPywn
I'm feeling a lot better now about my useless HSBC secure key that keeps freezing! It won't be freezing anymore. pic.twitter.com/3T0DRrlZsr
My Sky hub has arrived! The instructions say place it in a suitable location, where you can get the best use out of it! pic.twitter.com/ArIav5M5
Welcome nice visitor to my twitter page, where I tweet stuff. Some tweets contain edgy humour, rude words and alternative travel news, don't tell my mother!
