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Dick Cheney's doctors made medical history today when they managed to fit a human heart inside an asshole.
18500 people just lost their jobs 6 days before Thanksgiving. Instead of hoarding shit pastries, donate to a local food bank instead. Dicks.
#PrayForAurora because God was busy last night and couldn’t prevent the massacre, but he’s all ears today. Got his coffee and everything.
Retweet this if you’ve scored as many touchdowns this preseason as the Jets.
So I'm supposed to give a fuck about a guy worth $100m being interviewed by a billionaire over cheating at bike riding?
Nice try, Twitter.
Stevie Wonder for Bud Light. I guess losing one sense doesn't enhance the others after all.
Anheuser-Busch brewmaster: "consumers are sick & tired of branding without the story".
No, dildo, we're sick and tired of shit beer.
Thanksgiving beer pairing recommendation: Drink whatever the fuck you want.
There comes a point in beer geekdom where you just need to relax and enjoy your beer. Not everything needs in-depth analysis.
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB. RT @marcorubio: If I put #HarlemShake video 2gether in Senate who should be in it?Taking suggestions now.
People who think hops are ruining beer are the same terrorists who think bacon is ruining food.
I took the @coorslight brewery tour and, surprisingly, it’s a much smaller operation than you’d expect: http://twitpic.com/b4hg36
$50 for Dark Lord variant bottles? The label should have a picture of Fonzi on water skis.
Either Anonymous took down @beeradvocate or the brothers forgot to replace the D batteries in the Speak-n-Spell they use for a server.
I put the amber ale in Amber Alert. Co-host of the @UnitedWeDrink podcast. Cellarman at @DueSouthBrewing. (''Tweets are my own'' disclaimer)
