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18500 people just lost their jobs 6 days before Thanksgiving. Instead of hoarding shit pastries, donate to a local food bank instead. Dicks.
They named the kid North West in honor of which direction our eyes collectively rolled.
And that's why The Walking Dead is the best show on tv.
Charcuterie is just Lunchables for alcoholics.
"Fizzy yellow beer is for wussies."*
*Unless upward market trends indicate otherwise and we're forced to expand our portfolio.
#PrayForAurora because God was busy last night and couldn’t prevent the massacre, but he’s all ears today. Got his coffee and everything.
Retweet this if you’ve scored as many touchdowns this preseason as the Jets.
So I'm supposed to give a fuck about a guy worth $100m being interviewed by a billionaire over cheating at bike riding?
Nice try, Twitter.
Drumpf will be in my neighborhood Sunday. Seriously contemplating disrupting the rally with shouts of "TRUMP DRINKS CLOUDY IPAS".
"I'll have whatever." - People who don't belong at a beer festival.
Instagram should really limit the amount of hashtags beer nerds can use.
BREWERIES - STOP RETWEETING UNTAPPD CHECKINS FFS
Thanksgiving drinking game: Whenever a relative mentions Trump, leave the house and go do heroin.
Brewer/Brewhouse Manager at @DueSouthBrewing. I make beer and say dumb things on the internet.
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