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“all your friends are married” - Facebook
“all your friends have jobs” - LinkedIn
“all your friends are insane” - Twitter
name ur dog Sega so you can go outside and shout SEGA!
and call for it Seeeegaaaaaa
all I wanna do is 💥💥💥
punch a Monet
we used to surf the web now we just lie motionless at the bottom of it
If you know how to draw, you should be drawing a ton. If you don't know how to draw, you should be drawing two tons.
so it seems the hipster
has become the hipstee
Prom Night Shyamalan
first comes love, then comes marriage... marriage leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering
how to cartoon:
1. scribble some idiot shape
2. put a eyeball on it
7-11 should just change its name to -4
Solve all your problems with New Problems®
Look when I say drawing I mean, "the creative thing you do to make sense of the world and keep yourself from going crazy."
Mountain Dew About Nothing
George R.R. Kelly
Autocorrect take the wheel
potato chips should come as a full potato you break apart like a terry's chocolate orange
and suffering is connected to the butt bone