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name ur dog Sega so you can go outside and shout SEGA!
and call for it Seeeegaaaaaa
all I wanna do is 💥💥💥
punch a Monet
we used to surf the web now we just lie motionless at the bottom of it
If you know how to draw, you should be drawing a ton. If you don't know how to draw, you should be drawing two tons.
so it seems the hipster
has become the hipstee
know what this is? the world's smallest violin. and I'm crushing it with my fingers. THAT'S how rich I am.
Prom Night Shyamalan
first comes love, then comes marriage... marriage leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering
how to cartoon:
1. scribble some idiot shape
2. put a eyeball on it
7-11 should just change its name to -4
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Look when I say drawing I mean, "the creative thing you do to make sense of the world and keep yourself from going crazy."
I'm too tired can somebody else party my ass off
Mountain Dew About Nothing
George R.R. Kelly
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