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iTunes music store labeled a Mozart piece CLEAN. Where do I find the EXPLICIT Mozart that references prostitutes, cocaine, and cop killing?
The street is their pizza, and our bloody corpses will be their toppings if we don't stop them. #pizzababies
Hot at night. Cold in the morning. Death in between. #pizzababies
A friend said Leonardo DiCaprio's filming Wolf of Wall Street in my hometown today! Headed that way tomorrow, wonder if they work weekends.
We're all doomed in 30 minutes or less! #pizzababies
I love filling out forms where they give you 1/2 a page length for your zip code but an inch for your college degree & teaching certificates
I had a pretty good day so I should ruin that by checking my bank account balance.
If your name isn't John McClane, then I'm going to feel very uncomfortable around you if you repeatedly talk to yourself.
Meet people on Twitter you wish you knew in real life more than some people you actually know in real life: WIN GAME #TwitterTheBoardGame
Learning the SHIELD series occurs AFTER The Avengers means it should open w/ Coulson yelling at Nick Fury about his bloodied trading cards.
Teacher, cinephile, bookworm, history addict, loving the outdoors and navigating life's weirdness without making any sense in the process.